{"product_id":"the-alibi","title":"The Alibi","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet Manly Man Co. take the heat from Dad if you have left Father’s Day until the last minute.  Add to any gift, with your choice of alibi:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDrug Sniffing Dog:\u003c\/b\u003e \"It was intercepted by a drug-sniffing dog who ate it…. so we had to make another.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMurder Hornets:\u003c\/b\u003e  \"Murder hornets and train derailments caused some unforeseen delays.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Mailman\u003c\/b\u003e: \"We gave it to the mailman (Steve), he thought it was a gift for him and ate it…. so we had to make another.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Manly\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"We spent some additional time making it ‘extra manly for you,’ and that (of course) takes a few more days.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePigeons\u003c\/b\u003e: \"Turns out carrier pigeons are not as reliable as they used to be, which burned a few days before we tried using FedEx.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIce Storm\u003c\/b\u003e: \"The record-setting ice storm in the Midwest this week got in the way.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHide \u0026amp; Seek\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"Adam from our shipping team was playing hide and seek with your package, and we couldn’t find it for a few days.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCalendar Prank: \u003c\/b\u003e\"Someone keeps pranking us by changing the dates on our calendars, so everything is late now. We think it’s Adam from the warehouse.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Delay\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"Unforeseen national shipping delays delayed it several days.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour alibi will be printed as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Sorry [RECIPIENT FIRST NAME], It’s totally our fault; your package is arriving late. [CUSTOMER FIRST NAME] reserved your [OCCASION] gift months ago. But [ALIBI]\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Manly Man Co.","offers":[{"title":"Drug Sniffing Dog","offer_id":64939453120534,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI-DOG","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Murder Hornets","offer_id":64939453153302,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI-HORN","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pigeons","offer_id":64939453186070,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI-PIGN","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mailman","offer_id":64939453218838,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI:MAIL","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Manly","offer_id":64939453251606,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI:XTRA","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Calendar Prank","offer_id":64939453284374,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI-PRANK","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hide \u0026 Seek","offer_id":64939453317142,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI-HIDE","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Storm","offer_id":64939453349910,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI-STORM","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shipping Delay","offer_id":64939453382678,"sku":"MMC:ALIBI:SHIPPING","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0843\/0970\/4726\/files\/The_Alibi_-_Dog.jpg?v=1764621059","url":"https:\/\/giftify.shopify.io\/products\/the-alibi","provider":"Giftify by Shopify","version":"1.0","type":"link"}